Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

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Why don't we get drunk and screw?  
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I just bought a waterbed, it's firm and it's new.  
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If you'd like to see me, I’d like to see you too,  
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?  

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I think that I might have a problem with booze,  
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But I just can't seem to find a good excuse.  
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If you'd like to see me, I’d like to see you too,  
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?  

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Why don't we get drunk and screw?  
G              C               G          D  
I just bought a waterbed, it's firm and it's new.  
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If you'd like to see me, I’d like to see you too,  
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?